I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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