belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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