How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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