Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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