The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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