no. you can't hotbox the world.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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