This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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