My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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