so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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