So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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