so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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