I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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