I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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