But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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