Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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