Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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