Sponge bath it is.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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