I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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