i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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