Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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