you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Come see our sink grown plant.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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