When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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