By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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