Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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