Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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