That's intense
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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