you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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