it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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