I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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