My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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