She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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