Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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