All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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