Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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