I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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