I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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