Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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