they need to just BURY HIM!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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