Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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