Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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