My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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