did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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