So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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