So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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