great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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