Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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