I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Please don't give away my fajitas
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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