i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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