Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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