and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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